, Mr. Huai Great Masters, presented for the five general conditions: the same robust cattle, dogs, like the abject (that resilient), as the cunning fox, monkeys, like the clever devil charm. (In fact, every boss is a general ah.)
3, Yan Kai, and: "first-class entrepreneurs, life does not work, second-class entrepreneurs, a man has to work, third-entrepreneurs do not do people only do things."
"First-class businessmen are smart thicker Road, second-rate businessmen are fine Minga smart, third-rate businessmen are honest and kind thickening Road."
"Do first-class enterprise culture, second-rate company to do the brand, third-rate company to do projects." "Chinese are everywhere gold" - Yan Kai and business entrepreneurs how to make a profit on the how.
4, "Financial scattered people together, people loose money together", which is Niu Gensheng's signature dishes. His current practice is to determine their own shares after the death of all donated to "Old Niu Foundation." Before that, Niu Gensheng is often said: "My mother gave me education, and she asked me the two things I will never forget, one is' To know, to make an upside down ', and the other one is' disadvantage is a blessing, taking advantage of a curse '. "
"The world is not the right person in the world, not the rich world, but caring people in the world. 'Conscientious' good 'three' A: Things do potential, market making."
5, major companies collectively to Africa to see elephants, can just look boring, so let the elephant who Gates said after the first cry laughing, crying and laughing rerun the last two steps give who one hundred million dollars! At this time, children in China PwC's buddies come very confident in front of the elephant, said: "I was PricewaterhouseCoopers." Elephant cry, because even the elephants are aware of common Chinese work hard. Then he and the elephant said: "But this time I came to the number of elephants in Africa." Elephant music, because the style is vain 46 PricewaterhouseCoopers, thanks to the audit to eat. Finally, he told the elephant said: "I intend to move to Africa a few elephants back to the company." The results scared the elephant turned around and ran away crying while ... ...
6, two cannibals to IBM to work, the boss said: "If you eat in the company who flew fired!" In three months, we get along, suddenly one day the boss called the office of these two people cursed meal: " TMD, that you do not eat people you still eat, you do not come to work tomorrow! "pack up and leave the two cannibals IBM, to go and another one can not help but curse:" told you how many times, do not eat children's work people, three months we ate a manager every day, what did not, yesterday you ate a cleaner, today they found it! "
7, Tongji University Faculty of Law final exam: "cite note the legal term for the 'law' and 'legal' What is the difference?" A female student replied: "Of course different, if I told my mother, my boyfriend is' lawyer ', she will be very happy; if I say boyfriend is' Master', She'll kill me! "
8, returned overseas personnel referred to as sea turtles, but now competition for employment, work is not so good looking, a lot of overseas students returning to unemployment, so now out of new words - kelp. The returnees have no place to play, made a pirated merchant, called pirates. Another said that because the talents are not to worry white hair, we actually asked him to father the sea. Well, too messy.
9, always cutting people, referred to as president; kept a straight face, so that the boss; often ignore people, and often makes no sense, is called the manager.
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10, the Ministry of Personnel reviews the profound meaning: 1. General Staff (not too smart); 2. Exceptionally well (currently not making mistakes); 3. Good at social (drink); 4. Observation capability (often snitch ); 5. working attitude enthusiasm (stubborn); 6. quick-witted (to quickly find an excuse); 7. aggressive up (regular please eat); 8. complex logic clear job (can work onto others); 9. judgment strong (I'm Feeling Lucky); 10. ambition (secretly evil); 11. easy-going man (ready to dismiss); 12. exemplary staff (to work on time); 13. good release of stress (work doze off) ; 14. the work of the first (ugly was no one around); 15. Ability to work independently Strong (who do not know what he was doing); 16. long-term perspective (always delay).
11, your r茅sum茅 may be turned in when you just been thrown into the trash, your card may be used to wrap chewing gum ... ... even a love letter, it may be lost in the wind, was publicly read, being laughed at, being ignored, being thrown into the trash can, be used as a paper airplane ... ... love is a human life one of the most precious things in this world there are hundreds of millions of love in the event, but a better chance of love How high? In our planet, many people suffer and love of people leaving, and hate the pain of those who gathered, so many people because of love into hate, many people experience romance, divorce, love ... ... the chances are good and not high, let alone sell, job too! (From "You are millions of crack troops")
12, university graduates are looking for is just a job, rather than professional, and certainly not the cause.
- The first held in Beijing China University Students Career Forum, the experts agreed that the employment of college graduates should lower their expectations when, well from the blue-collar, gray collar and began to psychological preparation.
13, they thought MBA is like a beauty salon, read MBA, will come out radiant, reborn.
- That experts fear is: MBA in China has been simplified to increase paid promotion.
14, eight people, nine points to use, great treatment.
- Yin Mingshan, chairman of Lifan Group, to stay on private enterprises should live.
15, iron rice bowl is not the true meaning of life in a place to eat rice, but a life where to have food to eat.
- Network circulated a post.
16, it was said that teachers "get up earlier than the chickens, donkeys than did the worst, worse than pig eat, sleep later than miss, but still difficult today than beggars." Although some extreme, but it caused great Most teachers think deeply and resonance! ! ! "Families with two bucket food, improper child king!
17 ambition to be hidden well, in a big way to tell the whole world of people, you have to get on boss's job, this is tantamount to colleagues, and even your boss a declaration of war. --- Corporate CEOs to hear ambitious subordinates no choice but to remind, after
18, third-rate company to sell labor, second-tier companies to sell products, leading the company to sell technology, superior standards of corporate sales. --- Communications sector is a saying popular
19, at the end of the time, the boss bonus, when he gave me a pack of red packets, when a sudden emotion, said the sentence: "I could not bear to give you, ah!!!"
20, the boss manager summed up in six months at the appeal: not good, to be able to rob his money!
21, the hardest thing in the world to do business, let other people willing to give you his pocket Qiantaochulai; the easiest thing in the world official, you move move your mouth, people Paoduan Tui!
22, once said to me one bit boss remark: you get used to your boss, your boss can not expect to meet you. Is called a "heartfelt words" because he is the boss sit down to this golden rule position, and this sentence is the pet phrase of his former boss.
23, "I drink it for the boss, for the people to drink" - drink driving penalties for drivers to accept traffic police said.
24, for the recently launched by China Unicom to do the image of Jay's grandfather spokesman, called the "grandson was playing M-Zone" campaign, China Mobile immediate response, they claimed that the father has signed Yao Ming, will soon launch a large-scale publicity, "the son of the new time and space, I pass the world "slogan. Then, China Unicom to hire 82-year-old newlywed Prof Yang spokesperson for the new image, the slogan was: "I can!" China Mobile to fight back, immediately asked Yang's wife Weng Fan spokesperson for the new image, slogan: "You can not, I rivers and lakes can call you !炉炉炉"( rumors)
25, "Director of the 'rule of China'" - the Director of National People's Congress Management Department of the evaluation.
26, Ten hateful boss mantra
Following the mantra of some corporate CEOs extent by hateful ordered from low to high:
What if I will be the tenth sentence, but also why do you
The ninth sentence of the contract are lies
Eighth sentence within the company are not allowed to fall in love
You how stupid the seventh sentence
I do not see the process of the sixth sentence of the results only re-
Young people talk about dedicated fifth sentence
The fourth sentence as long as the money, Dr. Master gave me the same wage
The third sentence would you do it, do not leave
The second sentence is your share of overtime work
The first sentence to an increase in wages is not it? The number of laid-off is outside!
27, Bill? Gates gave at a graduation ceremony of 11 graduates of the recommendations of personal hygiene may still instructive for us:
鈷?Life is not fair, get used to it!
鈷?the world does not care about your self-esteem, the world expects you to make the score first, go emphasize their feelings.
鈷?you do not have 1 million annual salary for a start, you will not soon be vice president has a mobile phone, both of you have to be earned by hard money.
鈷?If you think your teacher is fierce, so you get a boss to know that your boss may be even worse than the teacher, and the boss does not have tenure.
鈷?frying hamburgers in fast food restaurant is not spoil yourself, your grandfather on frying hamburgers had completely different definitions: opportunity.
鈷?If you nowhere, not your parents fault. So, do not just complain their mistakes, learn from mistakes.
鈷?before you were born, your parents do not like boring, because they become so busy to pay your overhead, wash your clothes and listening to brag about how great you are. So you were the parents of this generation to save the tropical rain forest destruction before it tidy his room.
鈷?in school there may be winners and losers in life are still premature. Schools may continue to give you the opportunity to get the right answer in real life are completely not the case.
鈷?Life is not a semester system, life without summer vacation. No employer will help you find self-interest, please use your own to do it for free.
鈷?on the TV is not real life. Real life is that everyone leave the coffee shop to work.
鈷?better on the nerd, your future is likely to work for one.
28, Yao Ming Quotations
- "My height on there, I just better to use this tool, just like you have a computer Bensi not go with the Pentium II, and I stood 2 meters height advantage of not more than use, that it not be too boring, too wasted. "
Asked Yao Ming's success today is not because you have a height of absolute advantage?
- "When young people can be assertive, because young men are not afraid to make mistakes, there is the chance to do wrong. Old and on No, wrong is wrong, no chance." Yao Ming has a rating with the Los Angeles Lakers who are appropriate
- "I do not care how high the starting point, the most important thing is to end."
When a reporter asked about Yao Ming is not afraid to be new victims over time
- "This is the game, as in life, nothing can be expected if."
Yao lost the game
- "Because the big thing in basketball than golf! I am very fortunate to get the job."
Degree of media attention over the Tiger Woods to explain his
- "I know there are two kinds of people kind of person from start to finish, believe me, they think I played a bad game just fragments of it are; a person from beginning to end do not believe me, they think I played a good game just that fragment of it there is always a period of time, I make sure I meet the people; also have some time, I can not do well, then try again I have 0 points 2 rebounds from coming out too, even again what? "
Yao Ming will be the collapse of the spring for the answer
- "I really have nothing to say basketball is not a campaign carried out with the mouth, it requires you take actions to prove."
After several low competition
- "I do not expect people in the NBA to give me respect, respect is won by strength, not someone else's."
Under pressure in the media
- "In China there is a saying, the first mixing a Lianshu anyway."
2002/8/18 humorous response to a reporter in Vancouver
- "If he does not vote for me, I could be the most troublesome enemy of him."
2002 / 4, Q Yao Ming, general manager of the Knicks, a team general manager, said why should vote for him
- "There are many things in this world unique, such as success and love."
CBA championship in 2001 after obtaining told reporters.
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